Anal 101
Strap-on play, pegging, anal, whatever you call it — it’s a wonderful thing. A chance to get in touch with your body in a deeply intimate way, and to explore what it means to experience pleasure with another person.
That person being me — and maybe Margeaux will join us if you ask nicely!
If you’d like to receive this kind of attention, I suggest preparing with a simple douche. Instructions to follow.
If I'm explaining something you already know, you may just pick up a trick or two along the way!
Go to any pharmacy and purchase several "Saline Fleet Enemas" (it's not really an enema; douches are shallow; enemas are deep; we're going shallow) along with a package of Imodium.
About 45 minutes before you’re ready to douche, take two Imodium. Imodium works by slowing down the movement of the gut. This will help prevent new movement once you're cleaned out.
About 60 minutes to 90 minutes before playtime, dump out the saline from the douche, rinse it out, and refill it with tepid tap water. We do this because the "saline" in the douche contains a laxative — we're trying to clean out just the right area for playtime, not encourage more movement.
Put a towel on the bathroom floor for comfort. Lie down on your left side, or on your knees with your body towards the floor, so your ass is up. The nozzle of the douche comes with a little lube on it, but I highly recommend lubing the tip up heavily and also rubbing a generous amount on your asshole.
Slowly and gently insert the nozzle completely. This should not hurt. If there is any discomfort, pull out, and shift to a different position before trying again. Wiggle the nozzle gently back and forth until you feel it slide in. Slowly and gently dispense the water by squeezing the bulb of the douche. Once empty, remain on your side or knees until you feel a strong urge to empty. Take to the toilet and release as much as you can.
Repeat the whole process until the water you're passing is clear. This may take some time and multiple douchings, so make sure you give yourself some leeway. Be patient with yourself.
Hop in the shower to rinse off once you’re ready to go.
You might want to practice this once or twice to get the timing down, without an impending date. It’s a great opportunity to explore yourself!
And that’s it! You’re ready to play.
We have such sights to show you.